My most imaginary boyfriend

Since I don’t currently have a boyfriend but I don’t want to miss out on what people say are our best years in life, I’ll just create one. And then we’ll have disappointing imaginary sex which will lead to elaborate undermining of each other’s happiness, which will lead to regret, which will definitely make them the worst years of our lives – though his is imagined by me – which will make it rather pointless and somewhat counterproductive to have an imaginary boyfriend, which will make me end it all.

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One thought on “My most imaginary boyfriend

  1. Don’t let your-imaginary-self down if the first one round isn’t any good. There’s endless imaginary-fish in the sea.

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